Foot Schleppen

By J.M Zurak
Dearest wife of mine.
I am writing this email as a result of learning something about you today because of actress Janeane Garofalo
My dear, you are a racist.
Funny thing, according to her so am I.
Why, you might ask?
Well because we went to the Charlotte, NC tea party.

Now according to Ms. Garofalo, and this [...]

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Madam Speaker,
As I write this note to you, I suspect that you are on your way to Italy, doing the people’s bidding in your capacity as Speaker of the House.  And though I do share your respect for the Pontiff and would generally share your eagerness to own an audience with His Eminence, I do [...]

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By JMZ

After the crushingly easy victory for the new socialist front in the November federal elections I decided to follow in one of my heroes sandals and head of in the political wasteland. What do I mean?
Well, for forty days and nights I went on on a complete political fast. That’s right people, since the [...]

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By JMZ
My writing has been minimal over the course of the past six weeks. The wave of joy surrounding the future king of this nation has engulfed me with such disappear and grieving for “the beautiful land” that was once proud of these roots. Now it has fallen pray to what the world thinks we [...]

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By JMZ
I have not written a thing for over a month now. You can blame the political campaigns of both senators. They have left me depressed and disenfranchised.
Whether it is the lying or the lack of real debate I have not been able to stop my head shaking from disappointment long enough to want to [...]

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By J.M.Z
Senior Political Correspondent
Over the past few days political pundits have been scrambling to make sense of why John McCain chose Governor of Alaska Sarah Palin as his running mate.
Right know I am undecided on whether this choice is as “desperate” as the Politico wrote or a “brilliant choice” as noted by Dick Morris. Regardless [...]

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