Foot Schleppen

By J.M Zurak
Dearest wife of mine.
I am writing this email as a result of learning something about you today because of actress Janeane Garofalo
My dear, you are a racist.
Funny thing, according to her so am I.
Why, you might ask?
Well because we went to the Charlotte, NC tea party.

Now according to Ms. Garofalo, and this [...]

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Madam Speaker,
As I write this note to you, I suspect that you are on your way to Italy, doing the people’s bidding in your capacity as Speaker of the House.  And though I do share your respect for the Pontiff and would generally share your eagerness to own an audience with His Eminence, I do [...]

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By JMZ

After the crushingly easy victory for the new socialist front in the November federal elections I decided to follow in one of my heroes sandals and head of in the political wasteland. What do I mean?
Well, for forty days and nights I went on on a complete political fast. That’s right people, since the [...]

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By J.M.Z
Senior Political Correspondent
Over the past few days political pundits have been scrambling to make sense of why John McCain chose Governor of Alaska Sarah Palin as his running mate.
Right know I am undecided on whether this choice is as “desperate” as the Politico wrote or a “brilliant choice” as noted by Dick Morris. Regardless [...]

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By J.M.Z
Before reading my review of the forum I recommend viewing it for yourself. It is about two hours long, but it is really worth watching if you value your vote.

You can watch it by hitting the link here.
Or you can read the transcript here.
The Saddleback Political forum hosted by Pastor Rick Warren successfully met [...]

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By J.M.Z
Senior Eastern European Expert
The actions of Russia over the past week confirm my concern that defeating the “Evil Empire” so convincingly and thus ending the Cold War was not necessarily a good thing after all.
(I know Poland, Romania, the Czech Republic etc… would disagree but follow me down this path for a moment if [...]

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