Foot Schleppen

Forget Waldo, where’s Giuliani?

By looking at the map in the midst of our favorite states and our daily lives politico types are covering the primary states in an attempt to win our votes. One man is going against the grain by attempting to win the Presidency by not running in any elections. That man is Giuliani. his handlers are saying he is somewhere, but they are not sure where. It is believed he is somewhere in the United States. Can you find him.

If you find him please call 1-800- IWILLWINPREZ.

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By J. Mark Z.

In a world exclusive Lucifer the evil prince of darkness ( no not Robert Novak, I like him the other prince of darkness) sits down and talks with Foot Schleppen to discuss its life work, social issues, President Bush, the future including who it wants to see win in Election ‘08.

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By J. Mark Z

Though time is know focused on Florida for the Republican primaries with McCain winning in South Carolina (Fred Thompson we hardly knew ya) headlines were originally made with Huccabee winning the caucus in Iowa, McCain winning New Hampshire and Romney tying up the scoring according to most news outlets by winning Michigan. Only one problem three teams can’t be tied if four states have already been decided.

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By S. Lorraine Z.
I know you have seen the commercial. Its mixed in between football games or American Idol with Zoloft for the depressed and the Viagra for the well…the even more depressed.

In the Gardasil ads shows very active teenagers with their even more active mothers holding up one finger and saying- “I want to be one less”. One less of what you might ask?

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By J.Mark Z

I can not believe I am defending the Senator from New York, and hopeful Democratic nominee Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton. (it’s a faze that will pass somewhere within the wall of this article, I am sure.)

Usually when the Democrat’s are throwing verbal insults and accusing someone of being racist its a conservative free thinker articulating a series of reasonable facts about affirmative action or reminding the general public why racial profiling at airports is necessary. “Don’t worry Ahkmed these Americans are too worried about being sued to check for the bomb hidden in my jilbab”.

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